i still think the funniest thing abt my hick warlock is that their high charisma stat is based entirely off of the fact they worked a front-desk job for like 9 years. good at lying? good at calming the cranky? good at pleasing?
Speaking of books it’s been a while since I’ve seen one of these posts going around & I’m curious so everyone could you tell me what you are reading rn in the tags please
On the one hand, I do think that Taber deserves the chance to yell at her mother if she ever happens to run into Astrid before the endgame, and it might be fun to make that happen
On the other hand, I do think it would be fairly satisfying for her to no longer have to engage in her family’s bullshit outside of Judoc being in her periphery
On a secret third hand, if Judoc fucking shows up in Knightcliff while Taber is trying to deal with the endgame, Taber also deserves to yell at her again
On the one hand, I do think that Taber deserves the chance to yell at her mother if she ever happens to run into Astrid before the endgame, and it might be fun to make that happen
On the other hand, I do think it would be fairly satisfying for her to no longer have to engage in her family’s bullshit outside of Judoc being in her periphery
What the honest fuck. Belasco just dealt 138 points of damage on a crit with one stab of a dagger. Non-Lethally.
Does anyone want a ~50 dollar comm? I wanna treat myself at the butchers this week dhfjgk
50 usd can get you up to two characters, lined colored and rendered, with a simple background. It could also get you a more detailed portrait piece! I don’t have a limit for how many of these I’ll take 😊 (I like cooking like a rich person dhfjgk, ur comm would fund my gourmet food obsession). I take cashapp, Paypal, Kofi, venmo, and etransfer! Dm me if interested
Hellooooo these are still open 👀 I’m going to a powwow at the beginning of June and me and my friend are making regalia together! I need some money for beads and ribbons
Several sessions ago Taber picked up some romance novels from some dead gay elves’ armoury bc she’s a Sap and she likes romance novels
Well now, twelve sessions later, is the first time she’s ever had the energy to try and read one of the novels, and the poor girl has just discovered that they’re in Elvish
So a necessary update on these romance novels, because they have become surprisingly important to the game:
Taber found a freelance elven translator in Fallhaven, Loren, who had heard of the existence and cultural impact of these novels but who had every reason to believe they’d been lost to time, so she just about begged Tabrr to let her try to translate the original texts herself
It turns out these novels, known as the Moonlight Blossom trilogy, are a slowburn princess-and-knight wlw elf erotica story that was so popular in its era that it was expanded into a trilogy
At this point, Loren has been earning quite a bit of money and recognition from the popularity of her translation, and Taber has also been earning a small cut through the credit of being the person who rediscovered these novels
And now they’ve both been invited to a big fancy gala in a rich foreign country because these novels are so damn popular
So literally back in September of last year @patchodraws commissioned me to draw her beautiful boy Adam based on a new faceclaim she’d found for them. As a Certified Adam Enjoyer for as long as I’ve known her, how could I refuse!
[ID: two black-and-white sketches of Adam, a young Māori man. He has wavy dark hair in an undercut style with the long part slicked back, thick eyebrows, deep-set eyes, a long and slightly flat nose, pronounced cheekbones, dimples, a blocky jaw and chin, and a beard around his mouth and chin with stubble along his jaw. He also wears stud earrings in both ears.
In the first drawing, he is wearing a chestplate of armour over a jacket, and a scarf wrapped loosely around his neck. His head is thrown back as he laughs. In the second image, he is wearing a polo shirt under an open jacket with the collar popped; the collar is fleece-lined. He is looking sideways over his shoulder and smirking. The artist’s signature, QR, is beside his head in each drawing. /end ID]
Hey y’all! I could use a bit of money, so I’m opening three potential ways for y’all to support me!
1) Image Description (ID) commissions!
If you have a drawing, photo, or video that you want to make accessible, I can help! Show me what you’d like me to describe, and I can send you a rough draft
My rate is 3 cents per word, at a minimum of $1.00 (note that a piece with a lot of detail will likely be more expensive), and I will not charge until the final ID is completed.
2) Tarot card reading commissions!
I do tarot readings as a hobby, am experienced with a variety of spreads, and have 5 decks with distinct preferences for different readings
My rate is $3.00 for a single card reading, $6.00 for a spread of 3 cards, and $10.00 for 5 cards
I have a few spreads in the tarot tag of my main blog if you want inspiration for a reading, or you can bring a spread of your own. Alternatively, we can discuss a question you may have and then work together to find a spread you want!
You can also DM me to ask about my decks and request a specific one; otherwise, I will choose a deck for the reading
3) ko-fi donations!
I’ve recently started my own ko-fi account, and if you’d prefer to send money to me that way, that’s an option!
I will accept payment for any of the above commissions through ko-fi or PayPal (DM me for the PayPal link). All prices are in USD. Thank y’all so much!
Hello everyone! I have updated the prices listed on this commissions post, please reblog this new version!
Hello friends, and welcome to the ‘Look how they massacred them!’ Poll. A poll to express all the anger you have at the creators and let people decide who the biggest victim of them all is.
What is this poll about?
Are you angry one of your faves was screwed over by the narrative or the creators?
Was your character assassinated, flanderized, or derailed?
Was your character sidelined so another person could shine? Did another character suddenly pop up just to replace them?
Did another adaption (reboot, live action, anime etc.) turn them into a complete joke?
Did their character development go nowhere, lessons constantly looped itself, or was all their character development suddenly erased without any explanation?
Then, your favorite character fits the criteria!
Rules
- character needs to be fictional
- the character needs to be screwed over by canon. Fanfiction and other fan projects are discounted unless they are mentioned to discuss how the fandom embraced how canon screwed them over.
Hey y’all! I could use a bit of money, so I’m opening three potential ways for y’all to support me!
1) Image Description (ID) commissions!
If you have a drawing, photo, or video that you want to make accessible, I can help! Show me what you’d like me to describe, and I can send you a rough draft
My rate is 2 cents per word, at a minimum of $1.00 (note that a piece with a lot of detail will likely be more expensive), and I will not charge until the final ID is completed.
2) Tarot card reading commissions!
I do tarot readings as a hobby, am experienced with a variety of spreads, and have 5 decks with distinct preferences for different readings
My rate is $1.50 for a single card reading, $3.00 for a spread of 3 cards, and $5.00 for 5 cards. I have a few spreads in the tarot tag of my main blog if you want inspiration for a reading, or you can bring a spread of your own
You can also DM me to ask about my decks and request a specific one; otherwise, I will choose a deck for the reading
3) ko-fi donations!
I’ve recently started my own ko-fi account, and if you’d prefer to send money to me that way, that’s an option!
I will accept payment for any of the above commissions through ko-fi or PayPal (DM me for the PayPal link). All prices are in USD. Thank y’all so much!
