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So that she’ll feel loved, the Daughter of Night
Envelops herself in a warm, calming light.
So he can hide away, Day’s Son
Envelops himself in darkness and runs.
“I know why you hide,” said she, “why you run.”
“I fear it. I’ll help you,” to Day’s Son.
“I know why,” said he, “your light’s so bright.”
“I appreciate it,” to the Daughter of Night.
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
I had this dream last night involving tf2 and I wanted to share it here on tumblr but I accidentally waited all day to write it and now I can’t remember a lot of things that happened.
Basically what was going on was the respawn had permanently broken and there was this woman who wasn’t Ms Pauling saying that now everyone in the general area was not allowed to leave due to their affiliation with Mann Co., and that if they tried to leave they would be killed as immediately as was possible.
Pyro, Demo, and Heavy all snapped and proceeded to tear one another apart. As was promised, respawn was broken, so they stayed dead.
Spy got everyone else to an out-of-the-way house that was still in the general area (Scout’s Ma got involved in this mishap, too, I should mention). I remember Scout was incredibly confused and almost offended the whole dream through, and he kept demanding to know why respawn was broken and why they couldn’t leave.
Soldier and Engie disappeared at some point in the dream, too. They might’ve gotten killed for their affiliation with Mann Co., but I don’t know for sure. In any case, eventually it was just Spy, Scout and his Ma, Sniper, and Medic, together in the house out in the country.
There were two old ladies that died, and that convinced everyone else that they needed to band together and stay out there in the country.
Basically it ended like an everyone-lives-together AU except over half the mercs died.
Exactly what the title says. Read at your own risk, these are stupid.
*Itchy can rap REALLY fast. He wins a lot of money off of random pooling rap competitions when the Felt needs some extra dough.
*Which is BARELY EVER, because The Felt is very rich.
*The Felt are as a majority, Leprechauns, but some have different branches, such as being elves more (Die as an example).
*Quarters can play guitar very well, and sounds like Johnny Cash (In “Walk the Line”) when he sings. (AAAAAND IT’S GONE)
*For some reason, The Felt tends to make a big deal out of “damages” (Eggs and Biscuits’ dumb shenanigans turning out in an explosion, Cans breaking something BIG, etc), even though it happens every day.
*Snowman is very elusive around the mansion. Almost like a ghost. Sometimes she won’t even be present at meals. To see Snowman wandering around is considered a crazy experience.
*Every Felt member has an “accent” to their voice. Some share accents. An example would be Fin and Trace both being more Hispanic.
*Die’s room is pretty much the ONLY place in the mansion NO ONE EVER TRIES TO GO INTO.
They even try to get to SNOWMAN’S room, but NEVER Die’s. Everyone’s afraid of it for some reason.. Like, if Homestuck were an anime, it’d be the door that has the weird purple aura around it that everyone trembles at. To make things weirder, no one even knows why they’re afraid of it.
*Die was picked on a lot by other members of the Felt, until Crowbar started looking after him, and scaring other members out of teasing him. This not only kept the others away, it made Die very special to Crowbar and he’ll get very defensive if Die is brought up.
*Doc Scratch’s room is like the “principal’s office” of Felt Manner.
“If you’re a dick, you get the Doc.”
(Itchy made that one up).
*Fin and Trace don’t have rooms in the actual mansion.
There’s a moat around the house that holds many caverns and tunnels for the two to swim in, and sleep in. This was an act of kindness from Doc Scratch, knowing the two were “pool sharks”.
*There is also an indoor pool in the mansion that Fin and Trace mainly dominate, but others can visit and swim, too.
*Clover has a nice little singing voice that can get someone to sleep in a minute or two.
*Cans, though being the largest member of the Felt, is actually very kind.
Unless someone’s unkind to him; THEN there’s trouble.
*Doze is either incredibly drowsy or incredibly cranky most of the time, considering most of his activities consist of sleeping.
*Crowbar is actually a pretty big asshole and really dislikes most of The Felt.
Well, at least in the open.
He actually likes the weirdos. Especially Die since he’s very resigned and doesn’t like trouble.
*Sawbuck is really good at baking, and enjoys it a lot. Itchy will usually try and steal his baked goods.
*The Felt have occasional meetings in Doc’s office, where they talk about the Midnight Crew attacking (with information from Fin and Trace), and other problems and events.
*The next two are adopted Headcannons that I want to spread:
Each of the Felt has a tiny clock by their door that works like the lock. They must turn all of the hands to a specific time for the door to unlock.
*The “solid” members of the Felt run along the tops of buildings to get to places (“parkouring”), while the “striped” members use motorcycles and other vehicles to get around below.
*Strangely enough, The Midnight Crew will ALWAYS get lost on their way to the mansion.
This is because the Felt (mainly Cans and Quarters) set up little barricades on streets so it’ll be hard to find a route. Needless to say, this only makes Slick’s hatred of the Felt burn brighter.
*The Handmaid is just as sacred to the Felt as Snowman. They all love the girl and will all protect her with their lives.
*Lord English is a mystery to ALL the Felt. Many fables and stories are told about him, mainly at “bonfires” and parties.
*Felt manner actually hosts a lot of parties, courtesy of Doc Scratch. It’ll almost ALWAYS end with The Midnight Crew coming and attacking, but everyone still enjoys themselves.
*Stitch is a medic and a tailor, but he’s still just as grouchy and senile as ever.
We love him.
*The Felt are all actually pretty musically talented, being leprechauns, and can be a big 1st class choir or a good orchestra.
***ok thank goodbye***
TO BE CONTINUED
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
yeah shit me too sign me up
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